"It’s tax time. I know this because I’m staring at documents that make no sense to me, no matter how many beers I drink."
"Nuclear physics is much easier than tax law. It’s rational and always works the same way."
"I don’t care anymore whether I pay more taxes or less taxes, as long as I don’t have to understand it."
Bob Thaves ("Frank & Ernest")
"If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don’t get wet you can keep."
"You don't pay taxes — they take taxes!"
"Nothing makes a man and wife feel closer, these days, than a joint tax return."
"U.S. Internal Revenue Service: an agency modeled after the revenue raising concepts of the 19th century economist, Jesse James."
"It would be nice if we could all pay our taxes with a smile, but normally cash is required."
Sure, writers and columnists like Will Rogers and Dave Barry can make you laugh at the tax man. But can they actually help you pay less? No! And there's nothing funny about wasting money on tax you don't have to pay. So call us when you're ready for a plan, and you'll enjoy having the last laugh on the IRS!